Jerry Lee Lewis is on the Ceiling

Or, Notes From The Field: Hospital Edition

Jerry Lee Lewis was on the ceiling yesterday.

Now, I didn’t personally see him, nor did I see the two wolves that were ‘carnally involved’ or the boy stealing ice cream cones, but I did hear all about them. There were bottles on the floor and antelope running across the wall. Floating letters and waterfalls. Two fat men kissing in a tree.

That was ye…