"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!"

Or, How My Holiday Travels rivaled Planes, Trains and Automobiles

The Saturday night before Christmas, we are driving home from seeing a comedy thing with some friends and my car suddenly SCREAMS:

OMG YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!

Okay, no not really. But that’s what it felt like!

It let out a VERY LOUD DING and said TURN OFF ENGINE IMMEDIATELY COOLANT LEVEL DANGEROUSLY LOW!

Well, that’s what I thought it said.

Now, looking throu…